Posts tagged wedding etiquette

If you make your wedding party start getting ready before 8am, you’re kind of an ass.

                             Sure, it is Your Day, but you’re still an ass.

Nobody can even tell that your hair is a little flat in that one spot, so relax.

                                            It’s Not Your Day!

You’re a total douche for announcing your pregnancy today.

                                                  IT’S NOT YOUR DAY!

Don’t be a Pippa. Tone down the white and the fantastic ass.

                               IT’S NOT YOUR DAY!

There’s a reason you’re a bridesMAID and not the bride, so calm the fuck down.

IT’S NOT YOUR DAY!