Posts tagged wedding dress
Posts tagged wedding dress
I love the non-traditional styles that these fancy schmancy bridal magazines (which are ridiculously expensive, but this is a “once in a life time” event, so it’s worth it) are featuring these days, but let’s be realistic here.
You really think mom and Grandma aren’t going to throw a total Momzilla fit if you where a black wedding dress down the aisle? Especially given that you’re a virgin and all, right… right?
More power to you ladies. I think this gown is a fabulous bold choice. Plus how convenient, blood doesn’t show up on black material!
More non-white wedding dresses please…
Save the planet by wearing a wedding dress made out of plastic bottles…
Be comfortable knowing you can shit your gown, because it’s made out of toilet paper?
This week, a Romanian design house broke the World Record when it debuted an almost 2 mile long bridal train.
To put that in perspective, as mentioned in Yahoo Shine “News”, that’s roughly the width of Manhattan. It would take an aisle the size of 4 football fields for a bride to actually wear the dress.
Think about that! That is several hundred feet longer than the Golden Gate Bridge, the length of over 9 Eiffel Towers and almost 2 miles worth of part of the Grand Canyon. Sounds great… until of course you trip on it, fall on your face, break your nose, stain the gown with blood and have to spend your honeymoon with two black eyes.
Look retarded in a blue Hello Kitty wedding dress…
Look retarded in a pink Hello Kitty wedding dress?
Less than a month later, Aretha Franklin is calling off her engagement to her hilariously named fiance, William “Willie” Wilkerson. In a press release she said the reason was because they were moving too fast.
What? At 69 years old, how is anything moving too fast for you Aretha? And no offense, moving… moving at all, could do you some good. Maybe you should think twice before ending things. We were all so looking forward to seeing you in whatever ridiculous wedding gown you chose.
Get married in the Barnum and Bailey Circus…
Have tea & biscuits served on you during the reception?
Your dad is Sir Richard Branson & your wedding dress IS NOT made of completely out of rare diamonds?! You’re an Idiot.
WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE TO FIGHT IN A FENCING MATCH DURING YOUR WEDDING…
HAVE TO FIGHT IN A FENCING MATCH DURING YOUR WEDDING IN THE YEAR 2119?
This week, Russell Brand and Katy Perry announced that they are getting divorced. Noo!!!! What went wrong with this seemingly perfect for each other, over the top, weirdo, attention seeking couple?
As is true with any fairy tale, it all starts with the wedding. What were the missteps they took on their big day? Had they avoided them, might they still be together?
Initially looking at their wedding photo, you might think to yourself, “Wow, what a beautiful bride. It’s perfect for her! Until you realize that this is NOT her actual wedding dress.
Not actual wedding dress
This is just one of many costumes she wore in the video for her song “Hot ‘N Cold.”
Katy darling, if you wear your special event clothes all the time, then you better be prepared to WOW on the big day. Your wedding should reflect your style and be special. But sadly, when you said “I do,” you wore this.
Yes, the dress is beautiful, but is it Katy Perry or a leper covering up infected sores so the groom doesn’t notice her missing phalanges? And is that a veil or did she steal that from a beekeeper?
As much as she clearly wanted to be Princes Buttercup, we all know that she’s no blushing virgin bride. Ms. Perry, why this dress? Is it because you thought you needed to look like a real bride and not a toddler in sexy clothes like you normally dress? Is it because you were tired being the alter ego you play on stage? Well too bad! If we’re forced to endure “her” all the time, you should be too.
And don’t get me wrong. I’m not blaming this all on the bride, but come on, when your groom looks as feminine as you in his wedding attire, it might be a red flag.
Katy, the point is hopefully your fiance is marrying you because he loves you… the real you, the crazy, weird, let’s be honest - kind of stupid - you.
FINAL ADVICE FOR FUTURE BRIDES: Let the TRUE you come out on your wedding day and don’t conform to something that you think you’re supposed to be.
Because when you start your marriage with a lie, don’t be surprised when it starts out “HOT” N’ then turns “COLD.”