Posts tagged spray tanning

Spray tanning is the perfect accessory for your wedding. It means you can spend less money on your dress, since no one will notice it anyways. It’s a great backup in case there’s a power outage and you need a glowing entity to light the way. And it’ll make your wedding night wild, since your fiance has an Oompa Loopa fetish.

And is turned on by Orangutans.