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I love the non-traditional styles that these fancy schmancy bridal magazines (which are ridiculously expensive, but this is a “once in a life time” event, so it’s worth it) are featuring these days, but let’s be realistic here.
You really think mom and Grandma aren’t going to throw a total Momzilla fit if you where a black wedding dress down the aisle? Especially given that you’re a virgin and all, right… right?
More power to you ladies. I think this gown is a fabulous bold choice. Plus how convenient, blood doesn’t show up on black material!

bridalsnob:

More non-white wedding dresses please…

I love the non-traditional styles that these fancy schmancy bridal magazines (which are ridiculously expensive, but this is a “once in a life time” event, so it’s worth it) are featuring these days, but let’s be realistic here.

You really think mom and Grandma aren’t going to throw a total Momzilla fit if you where a black wedding dress down the aisle? Especially given that you’re a virgin and all, right… right?

More power to you ladies. I think this gown is a fabulous bold choice. Plus how convenient, blood doesn’t show up on black material!

bridalsnob:

More non-white wedding dresses please…

(Source: weddingdressesgalore)

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Momzilla

Bridezilla. Legend or Myth? Reality or just Reality TV. Let me tell you the truth. I have seen it with my own eyes, Bridezilla lives.  


Yelling, crying, screaming at her wedding party, she’ll even bitch out the groom.  At least wait until after the honeymoon to start nagging, you dumb bitch. Yet the ego, the stress, and the lack of Prozac all play their part in making it a living hell for those stuck in the room with her. It’s true, the Bridezilla has made a name for herself.

And though Bridezilla does exist, the real fear you should have is of MOMZILLA. Surprisingly cunning, often passive aggressive and always over-dramatic, Momzilla wreaks havoc in weddings across the globe.

As the mother and ultimate star of this drama-filled day, Momzilla has been dreaming about this day since her mother-in-law ruined her own wedding. The dress has to be perfect, there must be a veil whether you want it or not, roses not lilacs, communion service even though you’ve told her over and over again that you don’t want a religious ceremony and she will make you wear Grandma’s ugly necklace because “it would mean so much to her.” And to top it all, she will take up precious prep time from your stylist that could’ve been used on you, because after all, there will be pictures and she and your father paid for the photographer.

What to do if you encounter a Momzilla

- DO NOT engage her in conversation about her own marriage.

- DO NOT mention you’re single unless you want to get stuck going on a date with her “adorable, creative” nephew.

- DO NOT look her directly in the eyes.

- DO tell her her dress looks great on her no matter how many times she asks.

- DO reassure her that you can’t see the bald spot on the back of her head.

- DO compliment her boob job.

- DO play dead if Momzilla attacks.

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