Posts tagged it's not your day

Nobody can even tell that your hair is a little flat in that one spot, so relax.

                                            It’s Not Your Day!

You’re a total douche for announcing your pregnancy today.

                                                  IT’S NOT YOUR DAY!

Don’t be a Pippa. Tone down the white and the fantastic ass.

                               IT’S NOT YOUR DAY!

There’s a reason you’re a bridesMAID and not the bride, so calm the fuck down.

IT’S NOT YOUR DAY!

Don’t ask your hairstylist to do your hair the same as the bride’s. It’s tacky and will only make you look like an asshole, because

                 IT’S NOT YOUR DAY!