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I love the non-traditional styles that these fancy schmancy bridal magazines (which are ridiculously expensive, but this is a “once in a life time” event, so it’s worth it) are featuring these days, but let’s be realistic here.
You really think mom and Grandma aren’t going to throw a total Momzilla fit if you where a black wedding dress down the aisle? Especially given that you’re a virgin and all, right… right?
More power to you ladies. I think this gown is a fabulous bold choice. Plus how convenient, blood doesn’t show up on black material!

bridalsnob:

More non-white wedding dresses please…

I love the non-traditional styles that these fancy schmancy bridal magazines (which are ridiculously expensive, but this is a “once in a life time” event, so it’s worth it) are featuring these days, but let’s be realistic here.

You really think mom and Grandma aren’t going to throw a total Momzilla fit if you where a black wedding dress down the aisle? Especially given that you’re a virgin and all, right… right?

More power to you ladies. I think this gown is a fabulous bold choice. Plus how convenient, blood doesn’t show up on black material!

bridalsnob:

More non-white wedding dresses please…

(Source: weddingdressesgalore)

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A two mile train… a two mile train

This week, a Romanian design house broke the World Record when it debuted an almost 2 mile long bridal train.                                                                 

To put that in perspective, as mentioned in Yahoo Shine “News”, that’s roughly the width of Manhattan. It would take an aisle the size of 4 football fields for a bride to actually wear the dress.

Think about that! That is several hundred feet longer than the Golden Gate Bridge, the length of over 9 Eiffel Towers and almost 2 miles worth of part of the Grand Canyon. Sounds great… until of course you trip on it, fall on your face, break your nose, stain the gown with blood and have to spend your honeymoon with two black eyes.

 

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