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Bruno Mars is bored

The top 2012 wedding song according to some poll, is “Marry You,” by Bruno Mars.

                                  We’re looking for something dumb to do.

Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you…

If we wake up and you wanna break up that’s cool.
No, I won’t blame you;
It was fun girl.

The man speaks the truth. Marriage is dumb. Whether it’s you don’t want to be tied down to the same woman the rest of your life, you regret marrying that idiot man, or you need better ratings on your reality show, marriage shouldn’t be taken seriously. Just a little Jesus Juice Dancing Juice and you won’t care what life altering mistake you make.

If you’re bored, try making this lifetime commitment… until you quit. You won’t be blamed, “Ehh it was fun.”

For lyrics to this perfect walk down the aisle song, click here, or ask a 12 year old.

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