"Honey, for our honeymoon, let’s go somewhere with a beach. I here the view is spectacular."
"I think we have a future together."
"Well, the relationship started this way, I might as well marry him."
“Tell my wife I—”
(I found this and could not help stepping on it, and now I feel weird.)
Reader Tess has alerted me to “The Story of Jess & Russ,” a wedding website so remarkably twee, it’s like two Wes Anderson movies started fucking each other.
Somebody is ready for the sequel